Prepare yourselves, peasants! The jolly ogre is back, but this time he's traded his tattered cloaks for a fancy suit. Gone are the days of relaxing his mire; Shrek has embraced the corporate world. He's the CEO of Fairy Tale Enterprises, strategically crushing competitors. His loyal sidekick Donkey has become his PR guru, and Puss in Boots? He's t

Well, it all started when I was just an average ogre living in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring dragons. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to one thing: being your

Man, this schlep really sucks. I'm so dead I could just lay down. All I wanna do is chug some soda and stare at the wall for hours. But first, gotta post a few Onion Knight memes to cope with the struggle. Life is a real circus, man. The corporate ladder is just a staircase to Shrek's swamp Sure, they tell you it's all about hunger, about climbin